Wednesday, January 15, 2014

SURPONAKHA KANDO

PROTHOM DRISSHOSTAHN :Panchoboti

KAl : Usha kal

Ram Lankhan Hanumanborger sohit jouno alochonai roto.
Emotabosthai Banor duter probesh.

Dut : Maharaj chorone ache ek nibedon.
Ram : Koho ki sonbad korecho anoyon ?
Dut : Boro boro chuchi loye ak magi mage doroshon.
Ram : Koroho tahare preron.

Duter prosthan. Surponakhar probesh.

Surpo :
He Ram,tobo pode bhikhaprarthini ami.
amar e mon tomarei je korite chai Swami.
Saddo juboti ami,mashik sobe hoyeche shuru,
Sei hote bokho more koriche duru duru.
Esheche joar mone, fuliache mai,
tobo korosporsho lagi kore ai dhai.
Mor gud o tobo barai ghotaye milon,
Esho mora dohe gori nondon kanon.

Ram :
He Sundori,
Tobo bakkey bara mor nache tiri tiri.
Unmotto kamona lagi ujjibito hoiya,
Bahire asite chai jangiya fataiya.
(Honumaner Uddesheye)
Hey bir honuman,
Shigro nirbachon koro ek sthan.

(Honumaner Prosthan)

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DITIYO DRISSHO

(Lotagulmo poribrito hoiya nogno Ram o Surponakha sayito)

Surpo :
Dhonnyo ami, dhonnyo ami tomar chodone,
Amar shaddher otit se sukho bornone.
Ebar koho tumi Ram, chirodiner tore,
Kobe tumi badhibe more premodore???

Ram :
HA..HA..HA..(Ottohasso).
Roghubonsho kulodbhov raja Ram ami,
Vaggyochokre pothe pothe bone bone vromi.
Jouno khudha lagi fatayechi tobo porda,
Tyajo tobo premodore badhibar spordha.

(Ramer Prosthan)

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TRITIYO DRISSHO


(Ponchoboti tole Lokhon chinta mogno hoiya upobistho. Surponakhar probesh)

Surpo :
(Kadite Kadite)
Hey Lokhon birobor,
Loho tumi jaha kichu rohiyache mor.
Shudu deho more tobo khudro odhikar,
Swami rupe tomare chirodin pujibar.

Lokhon :
(Sogotokti)
Hey Bidhata, eki mor magi bhagyo hai,
Duniyar eto magi mor pane dhaye.
Sundori Sita, seo Rame ri lagiya,
E magio eseche Ramere chodaiya.

(Surponakhar Proti)
Ore ore besha magi eto sahosh tor,
Ek thape kate nai tor ondho ghor.
Khanki magi tore aj bibaho korile,
Ki guarantee dibi kal opore chudile??
Sotek khoari tore, koto dibo khisti,
Nak, kan katile hoibe uchit sasti.

(Lokhoner oshi dara Surponakhar nashika, korno Chedon)

(JOBONIKA PAT)

Amake amar moto

Amake amar moto thakte dao...

Amake amar moto lagate dao
Ami nijei nijer moto lagiye niyechi
Jeta chudbo chudbo sheta na chodai thak
Na chodale nashto Jibon

Tomar ei guder jhapsa lal
Kichu sabji ache jara barar moto
Jodi chude jete chao tobe ga bhashiye dao
Gude mukh rakhbona na na
Na na na na
Na na na na

Hat mere Mastul Chhaarkhaar
Tai golpo likhchi sudhu chodbaar
Ami rakhte chai na aar taar
Kono raat dupur-er abdaar
Tai cheshta korchi bar bar
Hat mere mal felar rrrrrrrrrrr.....

Kokhono akash beye chup kore
jodi neme ase kono magi khub bhore
chup kore chude dile, dos tumi dio na amay
ashe pashe ami ar nei...
amar janye magi khujo na keu
ami magi der bale gunechi dheu
sonagachi -er chattore hariye gechi
magi -e hat dhore ghore phirbo na na na
na na na na (2)

Tomar birje ache jibon joto
tara chhutchhe ratridin nijer moto
kokhono somoy pele ektu bhebo
anguler phaanke bara koi...
condom chara ami chaina chudte
joto khanki magi oei Basak street -e
ami chudie chudie, phuriye gechi
magider gud er jol-e chudbo na na na
na na na na (2)

Hat mere Mastul Chhaarkhaar
Tai golpo likhchi sudhu chodbaar
Ami rakhte chai na aar taar
Kono raat dupur-er abdaar
Tai cheshta korchi bar bar
Hat mere mal felar rrrrrrrrrrr..... 

Prithivi ta


Prithivi ta naki choto hote hote 
duto golardhe bibhajito hoye 
buker upore blouser faak e bondi
Bra bra bra......

Asha basa nesha Dhowasha kuwasha 
buker bhitore prem bhalobasha 
sob e to asole Maai dababer fondi
Bra bra bra......

Bhebe dekhecho ki?
Bararao Koto Alokborsho dure 
chodate gele sudhu jai sore sore.......
Ghose ghose haat, Kete gelo raat, 
Chude chude laat Bhenge pore khat , 
Bara r Guder kokhono khokono sondhi
Bra bra bra......

Fele fele maal, chire chire bal
hai re obhaga desher ki haal, 
Population er gar marer obhisondhi 
Bra bra bra......

Bhebe dekhecho ki?

moner kotha


ore mon moner kotha keno bolis nah
mone jodi na soi betha keno ber koris nah
na na re omon kore chudis nah
na re na re omon kore chudis nah
gud jole gud jole
nebhe nah j agun jole
ore mon chodar bethai bukher kachai chokher patai bristi namis nah
na na re erokom chudis nah
ei choda j sukher name sudhu betha dite jane
tobu sukher sedin bhulbo ki kore
ki kore ki kore
tar sopno niye buke aj othe re jhor buke
ami dure shore thakbo ki kore 
bara jole bara jole
ore mon chodar belai sritir melai aaram newai pichu dakis nah
na re na re omon amanushik chudis nah
ei prem j obujh paki jodi bukher khachai rakhi
oi khech bole mon dake re 
dake re dake re
jani somoi jowar bhata 
thake gudeo lomer khanta
tai mon j tari chobi aanke re
ore mon ashai ashai bethar bhasai dukho likhis nah
na na re omon kore chudis nah
nah re nah re omon kore chudis nah.

bhujechi toke lagbe rate


bhujechi toke lagbe rate
joleni alo sopne
lukiye condom toke dewa
tule rekhe dis jotne
tor oi oli goli khochate de re khanki
gola hoi morichika khiche eka eka
debo toke langto kore buk chuse thap thap thap
aaahh aaah aaah e ki aram
aaah aaah ahha
kheyale khoyale bhora nouka bhase jodi
bhorer torite kal keu keu ase jodi
dhoyase koyasa bhora rastar majkhane 
tipechi tor mai kotobar k jane.

RAM CHORIT part 2



Part 2
Sita ke loiya prosthan koriyachhe rabon.......jabar pothe koyek bar mai tepeni emon guarantee keu dite parbe na............

Ram (lokkhon er proti) : Bhrata Lokhkhon, khankir chhele Rabon sita re korechhe horon........dilo bujhi gud fataiya, cholo uhare kori Anweson.

Lokkhon (Ottohasyo) : Onweson koribo ? Laora........ponchoboti nodi tire koriya chhile jokhon chodon tokhon boliyachhile? bhai lokhkhon chodo kichhukhkhon........

Onwesonb koribo ? Bal koribo Anweson

RAM CHORIT part 1


part 1


EKODA SRI RAMCHANDRA GIYECHILEN BONE
EKTI KAATH PIPRE KAMRAILO TAR DHONE

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE LOKHON LOKHON LOKHON
LOKHON TOKHON BABAR BARAY LAGACHCHILO MOLOM

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE SITA SITA SITA
SITA TOKHON LYANGTO HOYE PORCHILO GITA

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE HANU HANU HANU
HANU TOKHON GAACHE UTHE CHULKACHCHILO NUNU

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE RABON RABON RABON
RABON TOKHON BHAI KE DHORE SHONKACHCHILO NIJER DHON

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE JAMBU JAMBU JAMBU
JAMBU TOKHON MAYER PODE DHOKACHCHILO TAR BAMBU

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE SUGRIB SUGRIB SUGRIB
SUGRIB TOKHON NIJER BAALE LAGACHCHILO CLIP

RAM TOKHON CHECHIYE DAAKE BALI BALI BALI
BALI TOKHON MAYER PAKA BALE MAKHACHCHILO KALI

amai prosno kore lal mukho bara


amai prosno kore lal mukho bara
r koto kal ami robo chodon chara
robo chodon chara


choto bela paser barir boudi chuse diyechilo
sei theke bara mor khara hoyechilo
jobab kichui tar dite pari nai sudhu
khiche khiche boye gechea jobon sara
e jibon sara


ami gud khuji na to gud more khoje
mon ja boje na dhon tai bojhe
jobab kichui tar dite pari nai sudhu
khiche khiche boye gechea jobon sara
e jibon sara

kara jeno saya tule dheye dheye ashe
tai dekhe bara mor mridu mridu hashe
jobab kichui tar dite pari nai sudhu
khiche khiche boye gechea jobon sara
e jibon sara

amai prosno kore lal mukho bara
r koto kal ami robo chodon chara
robo chodon chara

NAMTA



DUI EK kE DUI
CHOLO JAI SHUI 

DUI DUGUNE CHAR
KHOLO SALOAR

TIN DUGUNE SHOY
KORCHO KENO VOY

CHAR DUGUNE AAT
NORCHE KENO KHAT

PACH DUGUNE DOS
PORE GELO KOSS

SHOY DUGUNE BARO
AJKE AMAR CHARO

SATH DUGUNE CHOUDDO
KALKE ABAR CHUDBO

BULADIR SLOGAN


Magi pele bhalo
blaus tene kholo
bra khule dao hat
tepo mai sararat
bota die mukhete
ros dhalo gudete
bhulo nako ekdom
sathe nite condom

Boudi tomar bon



Boudi tomar bon
Hotath kore doure ese kamre dilo dhon
Nodir dhare saram vule
Nijer haate panty khule
1nimese dhukie nilo amar sadher dhon
Boudi tomar bon !

CHUDROHI



Lekhok - PAJI GUDE RULE GHOSLAM

BOLO RAAI KOTO UNNATA TOBO MAAI
SOLO BOCHOREO REKHECHO KG ARAI 
TUMI BESSYA TUMI JANOKI AMI GUDHROHI MAATAL
AMI KOCHI KOCHI MAAGI DER CHIRE AANI BAAL
AMI HUSIAAR, AMI CHUTIAA
AMI KHULI MADHURIR BRACIER

AMI PAGOL AMI CHAGOL
AMI DEKHECHI KOTO SEXY MAAGIR BOGOL
AMI KAGOZ AMI KOLOM
AMI LAGIACHI REKHA R GUDE MOLOM. 
AMI TARJAN AMI SOMRAAJ
AMI DHAMNA AMI MAGIBAAJ
AMI KAHA REO KORI NA BHOI

AMI CHUDITE NA PARIA NIJEKE KORECHI KHOI
AMI SEIDIN HOBO KHANTO
JEDIN CHUDE CHUDE HOBO KLANTO .. 

PARAR EK BOUDI


PARAR EK BOUDI
DEKHTE BORO SEXY
DARIYE ACHE MORE
PORE EKTA MAXI

DEKHE TAR BOGOL
HOYE JAI PAGOL
DEKHE TAR CHUCHI
BARI GIYE KHICHI

PARAR EK BOUDI
DEKHTE BORO SEXY 

BOROLINE



masik bheja sokal bela protham college jawa
baser bhire ccheler hate alto tapon khawa
siter bhore laper tole barar matha khara
prothom chodon chudte gye cchokhu chanabora
poder tole bichir oppor gocha gocha chul
prothom chodon chudte gie sobai kore bhool
amon sokol sritir sathe jorea chirodin
surovito anteseptic cream BOROLIN

Koili Jug


Kiii jeee kori ...
Jugtaa je kolii ...
...
Nei kono thikana ...
Life je chodnaa ...
Ghorer bou hoi magi ...
hehe .. jugta je koli ...
...
Parai parai soroswati r hate hariken
Gamcha pore khemta magi ghurte beriechen
Koli r kesto songe choole radha dekho oi
Jhopee jharee gie kesto ebaar chudbeei
...
Kiii jeee kori ...
Jugtaa je kolii ...
...
Bichanaai khichi dhon ...
Poraate nei je mon ...
Ma eshe dei gaali..
hehe .. Jugta je koli . 

brishti pore taapur tupur


nandaghoser ondokose k diyechhe toka
magir gude haath ghooshechhe kade barir khoka
kon kisorer kochi baal ey k merechhe tan...



brishti pore taapur tupur
gud-e elo ban
chudte chudte nakaal hole ?
dudur pane chaan .
mosto dudu khete bhaalo
tipte jodi chaan
ekti dudu mukhe niye
onnoti chotkan

radhika kelenkari


provat kale,
payra chode chale,
tai dekhiya parar kanu,
du hate khechaia nunu,
falilo radhikar gale................

radhika chilo alladini,
bole eki chat chatani!
gelo jomunate snan korite...........

sekhane chilo nittanondo,
paiya radhikar guder gondho...
jhapailo jomunar jole.......

(tokhuni ekdol vokto khol kortal niye gan korite lagilo)

dhukecheeeeeeee.......dhukecheeeeeeee..........dhukecheeeeeeee..........

Ami Mississippi theke hishi chepe chepe Chicago te giye mutechhi
Ottawa theke Austria hoe Paris ete mal phelechhi.
Dekhechhi anek magir ukete gogon chumbi mai,
Abar kato narir bukete mai bole kichhu nai.
Khankir pod mere mere ami bou ke korechhi por,
Chude chude ami berai ghure, ami ek Jajabor. 

a-shat patro


Shunte pelam Posta giye
Tomar naki meyer biye?
Gangaram ke patro pele,
Shunte chao se kemon chhele?

Mondo noi se patro bhalo,
Gaand jadio bejae kalo.
Tar upore bara r gothon,
Onekta thik kharar moton.

Manush to noi bhaigulo tar,
Ekta chodon, ekta chamar.
Arekti se toiri chele,
Rendi chude gechhe jail-e.

Kanistha ti pod mara khae,
Proti thape paanch taka pai.
Gangaram to prai bhoge,
Siphyllis r AIDS roge

Kintu tara uchha ghar,
Rendi magir bongsho dhor.
Sonagachhir Kalidashi,
Seto Ganga r apon mashi!

Shunle to bhai kemon chhele,
Emon patro laakhe mele?